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[Supernatural]Hair There![PG-13][FIN]
« on: Mon, Sep 20, 2010, 07:36 AM »
Author: FuryanGoddess
Title:  Hair There!
Fandom:  Supernatural
Rating:  PG-13 for language
Warning:  Language
Pairing:  None
Summery:  Did you ever wonder how Dean’s hair is always so perfectly trimmed?  I mean?  Who cuts it?  Does he stop in every town?  And I can’t imagine that every place would make his hair so perfect so I think... he makes Sam do it for him. lol.
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Authors Notes:  I thought of this while I was cutting all the boys’ hair today.  I tried to give Shane the “Dean,” as I call it, and I thought, WHO does cut his hair? lol.  Thanks to Bitten for Beta!  Love you! 



It was Monday afternoon and it was raining.  Everything, for once, was calm and normal.  The clock ticked softly, counting down the minutes of the rest of the day. 

Bobby sat at his desk reading as Castiel wandered around, looking out the window. Picking up candles, sniffing, wincing and moving on.   He looked at photos and tested the edges of blades that were scattered about.  He hated to wait. 

In the kitchen there was a hum.  Metal vibrating rapidly.  A wince then a curse. 

“Dammit, Sammy.  I need that ear.”

“Sorry, Dean.  If you’d sit still and not squirm around like a four year old, I wouldn’t hurt you.” 

“I’m not squirming.  It tickled my ear, made it all tingly and shit.  What?” he asked as Sam looked at him with an amused and annoyed look on his face.  “You wouldn’t know what it feels like.  You prefer to wear your hair like a girl.  All long flowing locks.”

“You’re just jealous because my hair is thicker and softer than yours.” 

Dean snorted.  “Right.  My hair’s thick.  I’m not going bald.” 

“Not yet,”  Sam teased.

Dean ducked and ran his hand over the top of his head, feeling just to make sure. “Bitch,”  he muttered and sat back in his chair.  “Finish up, Cas is waiting for his turn.” 

Sam sighed hugely, “I don’t see why I have to be the one doing this.  Why can’t you just go to the barber shop in town?” 

Dean turned and looked at him, “That dude is older than Death and he uses a straight blade.  No way I’m letting that geezer near my neck, or ears, with that thing!” 

“You’re such a baby.  Castiel could zap your ear back on.” 

“It would still HURT!” 

“Oh, would you two girls stop your bitchin’.  You sound like a couple of old bitties clucking away at each other,”  Bobby growled from the study. 
“He started it.” They both said at the same time.

“And I am going to finish it.  My hair needs trimmed and I do not enjoy waiting.  Dean, you are done.  Sam, if you gouge my ear with those clippers, I’ll zap you back to Kansas,”  Castiel said and sat down in the chair Dean had just vacated.  “Now, just a little bit off the top and get rid of the dirt neck.” 

“Dirt ne-  Ok, whatever, Cas.”  Sam frowned, “Will the clippers work on you?” 

“My vessel is human, as is his hair.  They will work.” 

“Fine.  Man, when did I become Jose’ Eber?”  Sam muttered under his breath.   

There was a pregnant pause before Dean, Bobby and Castiel started roaring with laughter. 

“Shut up, assholes!”  Sam ground out as he turned the clippers back on. 

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Re: [Supernatural]Hair There![PG-13][FIN]
« Reply #1 on: Mon, Sep 20, 2010, 07:44 AM »
:giggle  Poor Sam! Guess he's a pretty good barber, since Dean's hair is always perfect. Maybe he should do Bobby's hair next??  Fun story, FG! I love it when you get a burst of creative energy like this!

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Re: [Supernatural]Hair There![PG-13][FIN]
« Reply #2 on: Mon, Sep 20, 2010, 07:47 AM »
Thanks, B.  Me too. It was fun to write.. lol.  And Shane's hair looks great!

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Re: [Supernatural]Hair There![PG-13][FIN]
« Reply #3 on: Mon, Sep 20, 2010, 12:07 PM »
Very funny!  Love it. :rule
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Re: [Supernatural]Hair There![PG-13][FIN]
« Reply #4 on: Mon, Sep 20, 2010, 12:57 PM »
 ;D  that was cute, FG!  Love the way you had them snipping at each other!

Send us a pic of Shane... we wanna see his new do!

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Re: [Supernatural]Hair There![PG-13][FIN]
« Reply #5 on: Wed, Sep 22, 2010, 12:19 AM »
Too cute, FG!  I think you got the boys voices down pat.  Love the banter.  BTW, I can't tell you how many time I've wondered about Dean's hair cut.  During the episode where the trickster traps them in TV land, I got the mental picture of John using that vacuum-hair-cutting gizmo from the infomercial and Sam being young and terrified of that thing...hence the long hair.

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Re: [Supernatural]Hair There![PG-13][FIN]
« Reply #6 on: Wed, Sep 22, 2010, 04:17 AM »
hahhahha, that's so funny.  Yeah. can you imagine.  Sam's hair is bad, but I can't see him w/ short hair either.. it's weird.  lol

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Re: [Supernatural]Hair There![PG-13][FIN]
« Reply #7 on: Wed, Sep 22, 2010, 04:41 PM »
honestly FG, i worry about your mind some days....

yes that perfect hair has to be constantly manicured right? poor sammy...

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Re: [Supernatural]Hair There![PG-13][FIN]
« Reply #8 on: Thu, Sep 23, 2010, 06:28 AM »
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John using that vacuum-hair-cutting gizmo from the infomercial and Sam being young and terrified of that thing...hence the long hair.

Ha! That's too funny!

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Re: [Supernatural]Hair There![PG-13][FIN]
« Reply #9 on: Sat, Sep 25, 2010, 02:29 PM »
FG this is wonderful but you are so mean to Sam. The poor boy. But Dean's hair really is very well kept.

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Re: [Supernatural]Hair There![PG-13][FIN]
« Reply #10 on: Sat, Sep 25, 2010, 02:52 PM »
yep!  Shane's cut is a week old and he could use a trim around the back and ears like Dean's. 

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